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Farmville Guides help you to more thoroughly enjoy the experience of Farmville

Come on, if you are reading this, you already know what we are talking about. You have joined the millions of Farmville addicts.  Here’s the 10-Step Program for Farmville addicts.

1.  Expand your farm rapidly, you need to hurry up and have a 22×22 farm, because you        know the 24×24 is coming soon. You really don’t want to be the last of your neighbors        to own a 24×24 farm.

2.  Stuffing your coop is required.  You need to get those golden chickens in and out of            your coop quickly, and put those pregnant hens in. Collecting mystery eggs can quickly      gain you coins, cool accessories, free gas and many other goodies.

3.  Help your neighbors. You must form relationships and help other people out on their          farms.  There is no better way to expand your experience points, receive gifts, and to        find people to help you out in keeping a healthy growing farm.

4.  Planning is essential.  You are a professional farmer. You need to plan your crops,            organize your fields and put your animals in the proper locations to get the highest            profits from your farm.

5.  Get involved in a Farmville forum.  You need to keep up on the latest news about              Farmville. You never know when a new upgrade or a new mystery is about to occur.

6.  Explain about your addiction to your friends, and let them know that all of those                invitations are not meant to annoy them.  You know they need to play, because it is the      right thing to do.  Explain those dark circles under your eyes are from intensive late          nights of serious fun.

7.  Take photos of your farm to share with everyone. You have worked hard to develop          your land. You know it will look better than your own real yard. In Farmville you have        pink flamingoes, garden gnomes, wells and other gorgeous features.  Best of all, they        require low amounts of maintenance.

8.  Buy a Farmville shirt, a couple of Farmville mugs (you’ll need one for home and one for      the office), and purchase a Farmville Hat. Your appearance should let people know that      you are a serious plantation owner growing some pretty impressive cash crops.

9.  Keep a Farmville guide everywhere, even in the bathroom. No reason not to use this          valuable time.  You could be expanding your skills and having the best farm among all      your friends and neighbors.

10. Buy very strong coffee.  Sleep is optional for a serious farmer. Instead of wasting 8          hours by sleeping you could have harvested more berries, made more money, scored        more experience points and met more neighbours. You can always sleep when you lose      your internet service the next time.

Being a Farmville addict doesn’t require stress therapy or counselling. Farmville is a type of stress therapy that many of us need.  A fun and enjoyable escape from the television, the stress of the day, and a way to share with friends. Embrace your addiction, it’s one of the few addictions that can be guilt free.